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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 10/03/97 -- Vol. 16, No. 14

       MT Chair/Librarian:
                     Mark Leeper   MT 3E-433  732-957-5619 mleeper@lucent.com
       HO Chair:     John Jetzt    MT 2E-530  732-957-5087 jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer    HO 4F-427  732-949-7076 njs@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist:
                     Rob Mitchell  MT 2D-536  732-957-6330 rlmitchell1@lucent.com
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper MT 3E-433  732-957-2070 eleeper@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-933-2724 for details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society
       meets on the third Saturday of every month in Belleville; call
       201-432-5965 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       1. URL of the week: http://www.kinexis.com/movies.html.  The  Self-
       Referential Movies mailing list archive site.

       Note: The Poets' Corner site from a few weeks  ago  seems  to  have
       died.  [-ecl]

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       2. "Children's books can have many purposes, but the most basic one
       must  be  to  persuade  children of something not immediately self-
       evident, which  is  that  there  is  a  world  of  stimulation  and
       sensation  available through print--that books can carry you out of
       yourself.  Suspense, horror, and  science  fiction  are  among  the
       simplest  ways  to  demonstrate  this,  and  if some of the preteen
       Goosebumps and Animorphs addicts go on to get similarly absorbed in
       "The  Lord  of  the Rings" or "A la Recherche du Temps Perdu" those
       books will have performed their mission in the world as effectively
       as  the  most  enlightened  picture  book."  (Louis Menand, "How to
       Frighten Small Children", THE NEW YORKER, Oct 6, 1997)

       ===================================================================

       3. At a recent party I got  into  a  discussion  about  film.   The
       discussion  was  started  out  about why Hollywood does so badly by
       science fiction.  This is a perennial  panel  question  at  science
       fiction  conventions.   I mean everybody KNOWS that science fiction
       books are good and the films  are  these  putrid  things  in  which
       monsters  cut people up in post-Holocaust worlds that have devolved
       into anarchy.  And everybody has a favorite  science  fiction  book
       like  A CANTACLE FOR LEIBOWITZ that is just exquisite.  Clearly the
       films just do not match up to the books.

       Now, I would ask if it is really true.  To a large  extent  we  are
       comparing  apples  and  oranges.   There are reasons why novels are
       better than films.  You have a  long,  long  time  in  a  novel  to
       develop  ideas in a story.  You have a lot of words.  In a film you
       have to a story in brief enough form that most of the audience will
       not  need  a  bathroom  break  between  the  start  and the finish.
       Bathroom breaks are not a problem with novels.  Most  films  really
       have  the  same  amount of action as you would have in a forty-page
       story, a novelette in the Hugo award definitions.  So to  be  fair,
       let's compare movies and novelettes.

       But that still is not fair.  How many new novelettes are there each
       month?   There  are  probably  four  or five monthly magazines that
       publish three or four new novelettes each month.   Then  there  are
       original story anthologies.  You know, books like ALTERNATE LAWYERS
       and ALTERNATE WEATHER CONDITIONS.  It  is  hardly  surprising  that
       with  so  many  novelettes  being  written and relatively few films
       being released to theaters.  Of course, there are  science  fiction
       films  that  just  go  to  cable or directly to cassette.  But then
       there are a bunch of novelettes that don't  get  published  either.
       With  so many novelettes being published, you would expect a few of
       them to be better than the relatively few films we see.  One  would
       expect  the best of the prose stories to be better by sheer numbers
       alone.  So if you want to level the playing field, you must compare
       films  to  novelettes,  and  then just count the last five or so of
       each you have seen.  I would say compare the last five new  science
       fiction  films  you  have  seen  in a theater and the last five new
       novelettes.

       OK, now things are a  little  more  even.   Which  is  better,  the
       stories  or  the  films.  In my case, I have to say I am not really
       sure.  The last five science fiction films I have seen in a theater
       include  EVENT  HORIZON  which  was  just awful and MIMIC which was
       stylish and atmospheric.  It had some ideas.  Still at this point I
       admit  probably  the written are a little better, perhaps by only a
       narrow margin.  But then writing a story you have one person  at  a
       word  processor.   If  he thinks he has a way to improve a scene he
       just has to type it in.  Making a film is a much bigger production.
       That  is  why they call it a "production." Changes to the story are
       very expensive.  Instead of ten minutes of composition time  a  new
       scene  may  cost as much as tens of thousands of dollars to insert.
       This is a HUGE handicap for the filmmaker.  Why isn't there a  huge
       margin in quality?  Why aren't the novelettes A LOT better than the
       films?   Hollywood  is  doing  better  than  you  would  expect  by
       comparison.

       Actually, at this writing the last  novelettes  I  read  were  Hugo
       nominees.  I would expect them to be really good.  To be absolutely
       frank, in my opinion they weren't.  This  year  the  Hugo  nominees
       which  are  supposed  to  be the best of the best were a pretty sad
       lot.  I  believe  the  winner  was  "Bicycle  Repairman"  by  Bruce
       Stirling.   I  thought  it  to be a particularly weak Hugo nominee.
       There were more ideas of interest in MIMIC.  So let me ask how come
       written science fiction is not a lot better?  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       4. I guess this is about all we can expect for  film  presentations
       at  the World Science Fiction Convention.  Basically what we got to
       see was just the same trailers that get shown in theaters.  Judging
       by the trailer is dangerous, even EVENT HORIZON looked good.  Okay,
       judging by the trailers alone here are two dozen  or  so  looks  at
       films  coming  up.   The  person  giving  the presentation was Jeff
       Walker, a studio publicist.  He would make positive comments  about
       some  films, negative ones about others, but not say a whole lot in
       either case.  I am not sure how strongly to take his recommendation
       or  what  his  loyalties  were.   He was presenting the output from
       multiple studios.  SPOILER WARNING: Hey, I  only  saw  trailers  so
       there  cannot  be  a whole lot I am spoiling here, but I have known
       trailers to give away important plot elements.

       KULL THE CONQUEROR:  Kevin Sorbo who  plays  Hercules  on  TV  here
       plays  the  title role.  He has never looked convincing as Hercules
       (What is the bit  with  him  wearing  pants?)   Somehow  I  am  not
       expecting  it here either.  I never watched more than a few minutes
       of Hercules.  Here he is playing Robert E.   Howard's  second  most
       popular  hero.   Don't expect CONAN THE BARBARIAN.  It looks a bit-
       tongue-in cheek for my tastes.

       VIRUS:  This has got to be one of the most cheating titles  of  the
       year.   Americans  discover  a  derelict Russian ship has and alien
       life form on board.  They  have  to  kill  it.   According  to  the
       trailer,  "the  virus is us."  Just how they intend to justify that
       ridiculous statement I have no idea.  Humans do not reproduce  like
       viruses.

       JACKAL:  Apparently this is a loose remake of DAY  OF  THE  JACKAL,
       Bruce  Willis  as  the Jackal, Richard Gere as some sort of stalker
       released from prison to go after  the  Jackal.   I  think  I  would
       prefer seeing THE DAY OF THE JACKAL again.

       WISHMASTER:  This is a horror story based around a genie who tricks
       people into dangerous wishes and then grants them.  Now my idea for
       a horror film is this tooth fairy who leaves  venomous  snakes  and
       insects instead of money under the pillow.

       TOMORROW NEVER DIES:  Pierce Brosnan is just too suave and empty to
       be a decent James Bond.  I wish they would get Timothy Dalton back.
       The trailer shows  action  scenes  and  explosions.   I  hope  they
       convince John Barry to do the score.

       FAIRY TALE:  Two  children  on  vacation  run  into  real  fairies.
       Somehow  Arthur  Conan  Doyle  (played  by  Peter OToole) and Harry
       Houdini (Harvey Keitel) become involved investigation.  The trailer
       just  barely showed the two famous people, but I know this is based
       on a true incident, though I  think  most  people  think  that  the
       original incident was a fraud.  Walker recommended this one.

       AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS:  This  looks  to  have  the  special
       effects  of  AN  AMERICAN  WEREWOLF IN LONDON, it just is a similar
       story moved to Paris.  A teenager saves the life of a woman jumping
       off  of  the  Eiffel  Tower only to find out she is a werewolf.  At
       some point he is  bitten  and  himself  becomes  a  werewolf.   The
       trailer  does  not make clear why so similar a story had to be done
       again, but we shall see.

       WASHINGTON SQUARE:  It is odd to  see  Henry  James's  novel  being
       adapted by Disney.  If the film is accurate to the book it does not
       have a Disney ending.  Jennifer Jason Leigh stars  and  is  a  good
       choice  for  the lead.  This is a good story and I hope Disney does
       right by it.

       ROCKETMAN:  Wasn't this idea done with Don Knotts as THE  RELUCTANT
       ASTRONAUT?   What  if  an  astronaut  chosen  for space flight were
       really a klutz?  Probably he would be just assigned to the Mir.

       PLAYING GOD:  David Duchovney plays  a  doctor  who  has  lost  his
       license  and  a  criminal,  Tim  Hutton,  who forces him to use his
       skill.  Hard to say, but  this  certainly  does  not  look  like  a
       standout film.

       THE LITTLE MERMAID:  Disney obviously intends to keep releasing  it
       in spite of the fact it is available on cassette.

       FLUBBER:  Yet a third version of THE ABSENT-MINDED  PROFESSOR  from
       Disney.   This  time  the title substance dances around on its own.
       What nitwit thought that made the story better?

       ANASTASIA:  Don Bluth these days is doing animation for Fox.   This
       appears  be  the same story that was made in a film starring Ingrid
       Bergman and Yul Brenner into a musical comedy.  That  is  a  fairly
       serious  and  heavy story.  Next someone will turn THE HUNCHBACK OF
       NOTRE DAME into an animated musical.  Incidentally, the mystery has
       recently  been  solved with the only answer it could have ever had.
       Anastasia died with her family.  DNA tests prove which  bones  were
       hers.

       GREAT EXPECTATIONS:  This is a version of the Dickens story updated
       and  moved  to  the  present.   Ethan  Hawke, Gwynneth Paltrow, Ann
       Bancroft, and Robert DeNiro star.  Hard to bring that down  to  the
       level most modern audiences would like.

       ALIENS: THE RESURRECTION:  The only positive sign about  this  film
       is  that  it  is directed by the director of CITY OF LOST CHILDREN.
       Ripley has been dead for two hundred  years,  but  people  want  to
       recreate  aliens  and  so clone her to bring her back to life.  But
       will she be on the side of the humans or the aliens.  If they  know
       anything  about  science  she will be on the side of the humans.  I
       mean presumably the aliens  did  not  change  her  DNA,  they  just
       inhabited  her.   Cloning  her  DNA  will  make  something  like an
       identical twin to Ripley, it will not bring  her  herself  back  to
       life.    Bu  this  does  seem  to  be  the  year  for  clones,  and
       misunderstanding cloning.

       BLADE:  Wesley Snipes is a half  vampire  fighting  full  vampires.
       This  is  apparently  an  adaptation  of  an old comic book "Blade,
       Vampire Slayer."  I am not staking the family plot on this one.

       LOST IN SPACE:  The old TV series whole new look.  There is a  more
       impressive looking robot, Gary Oldman plays Dr. Smith.  At one time
       I was impressed with him as an actor, but he is taking  such  lousy
       roles.  Actually the original premise TV series may make more sense
       today than it did in the 60s.  At  the  time  you  could  not  lose
       control of your ship for a few moments and really be lost in space.
       There was just not far you could go compared to  the  distances  of
       space.   Today  just  say they fell through a wormhole.  Whether or
       not that is possible is unknown, but it sounds really scientific.

       L. A. CONFIDENTIAL:  This looks like it could be a good  film  noir
       mystery.  It is hard to tell.  Kevin Spacey is usually a good actor
       to have.  Of course once the story is released to  movie  theaters,
       it  will no longer be confidential.  Walker suggests that people he
       knows have seen this film and like it.

       SUB-ZERO:  This is a feature-length piece of  Batman  animation  by
       the  people who do the TV animated series, direct to video.  Batman
       battles Mr. Zero.  The claim is this time they do  Mr. Zero  right.
       This audience clearly did not like BATMAN AND ROBIN.

       THE QUEST FOR CAMELOT:  Warner Brothers has a musical animated film
       that  appears  to  be  set in the time of Arthur and involves young
       people looking for, well the title tells it.   The  music  did  not
       sound too bad, what little we heard of it.  A decent story and this
       could be pretty good.

       SPHERE:  I am kind of surprised another  Crichton  novel  is  being
       made so soon after the problems with CONGO.  I realize I am blowing
       my whole credibility here, but I avoided CONGO  until  it  came  to
       cable,  and  then  I thought it was not nearly so bad as I had been
       led to believe.  It fell down in the final third,  but  I  guess  I
       like  African  adventures.  CONGO  was no JURASSIC PARK, but it was
       not a bad adventure.  True, I am digressing.  SPHERE is not even as
       good  a  novel as CONGO.  I am surprised to see it becoming a film.
       They have given  it  a  powerhouse  cast:  Dustin  Hoffman,  Samuel
       Jackson,  Sharon Stone, and Peter Coyote.  But it still is going to
       have to be "improved" to make a good film.

       THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE:  High Concept: THE FIRM  crossed  with  ANGEL
       HEART.   Keanu  Reeves  and Al Pacino star in the story of a bright
       vibrant young lawyer (Reeves) Who gets a terrific offer from a  law
       firm  too  good  to  be  true.   It  turns out the crafty old chief
       partner (Pacino) is really the  Devil.   It  is  a  little  strange
       having  a  lawyer  be  Lucifer.   I  mean  I thought you could have
       sympathy for the Devil.  DeNiro has played a suave, sinister Satan,
       now it's Pacino's turn.

       I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER:  Four teens like  to  tell  spooky
       stories  around  campfires.   Then  they  become part of one.  They
       accidentally kill someone with their car.  Some months  later  they
       are  stalked  and  terrorized  by  a  relentless pursuer.  The plot
       sounds a lot like two hundred other stalker films.

       GATTACA:  This one is almost impossible to gauge.  Almost  none  of
       the  plot is evident from the trailer.  What we do know is that the
       setting is a future is which the DNA  in  any  of  your  cells  can
       instantly identify you.  One man tries to fake a test using someone
       else's blood.  He is caught and is a fugitive.  But whether this is
       a  road  chase  film with a slight science fiction premise or heavy
       piece of science fiction is not obvious from the trailer.

       THE MASK OF ZORRO:  This is a sequel to  THE  MARK  OF  ZORRO.   It
       apparently  tracks  a  new  Zorro  through  his  guerrilla campaign
       against an unjust government.  Sequels to THE MARK OF ZORRO go back
       to  DON Q, SON OF ZORROR, a silent film starring Douglas Fairbanks.
       This looks like it could be fun, however, and Walker recommends it.
       The  new  Zorro  is  played  by Antonio Banderas and the villain is
       Anthony Hopkins.  You can't  have  too  many  well-made  historical
       adventure films.

       GODZILLA:  This is a joke trailer that is intended to  tell  little
       about  the  film  beyond  that it is coming.  As a schoolteacher is
       giving a boring lecture about dinosaurs in a museum Godzilla  steps
       through  a  skylight.   The  animation  is  decent  and believable.
       Godzilla's movements are more fluid than in previous films.  Walker
       claims  it  will  be  an  accurate  version  of the story with some
       changes,  This is not a really useful piece of information.

       STARSHIP TROOPERS:  This is still not released.  It probably is the
       most controversial film in production and I am guessing the results
       will work more on a visual level than  an  intellectual  one.   The
       claim is that characters will be fleshed out from the novel.  But I
       think the ones that will be fleshed out will be the ones  who  have
       six  feet  rather than the ones who are six feet.  Heinlein did not
       show us much of the bugs.

       There was a publicity piece  for  STARSHIP  TROOPERS  but  it  just
       indicated  that  the  actors  think You should see the film and the
       director Paul Verhoeven does not like Heinlein's politics.

       That was about  the  size  of  it.   The  best  bets  are  probably
       L. A. CONFIDENTIAL and FAIRY TALE.  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       5. L. A. CONFIDENTIAL (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule:  This  is  a  dense,  complex,  multi-
                 layered crime story that may just be one of the
                 best  films  of  its  kind  ever  made.   Great
                 dialogue,  very  good  plot,  great characters,
                 good musical score, great photography. This  is
                 one  of  the  most engaging film script we have
                 seen in a while.  This is a film to  rank  with
                 THE MALTESE FALCON and CHINATOWN among the best
                 of the crime.  Rating: +3 (-4 to +4), 9  (0  to
                 10).
                 New York Critics: 27 positive,  0  negative,  0
                 mixed

       They are  almost  a  genre  by  themselves,  Los  Angeles  and  San
       Francisco  crime dramas.  Set in the short space of time around the
       World War II are the Philip Marlowe, Easy Rawlins, Sam Spade and  a
       host  of  others.   Ranking  with  the  best  of  them and inviting
       comparison   to   CHINATOWN   (which   it   may   even   beat)   is
       L. A. CONFIDENTIAL.   Curtis Hanson who also directed THE HAND THAT
       ROCKS THE CRADLE and THE RIVER WILD has given us a rich  adaptation
       of  the  James  Ellroy  novel,  directing  and  co-  authoring  the
       screenplay   with   Helgeland.    He   has   retained   a   complex
       interconnected  plot,  but  rarely  a  bewildering one--not an easy
       thing to do.  In it Los  Angeles  is  a  completely  interconnected
       ecosystem  of  police,  organized  crime,  small-time  crime, race,
       politics, TV, movies, law,  and  journalism.   There  is  a  second
       system   interconnecting   idealism,   bigotry,   lies,  half-lies,
       blackmail,  posturing,   cover-ups,   frame-ups,   delusions,   and
       publicity.   It  is  impossible to give a decent description of the
       plot in one or two paragraphs as the film has enough plot  for  two
       or  three  films.   At  136 minutes, L. A. CONFIDENTIAL can pack in
       this much plot only because nothing is wasted.

       Against the backdrop of a 1953 Los Angeles rotting from  within  we
       have the story of three cops.  Each an idealist in certain ways but
       willing to get his hands  dirty  for  his  principles.   Bud  White
       (played  by  Russell  Crowe) has a personal crusade against men who
       beat women.  He also believes in the  code  of  silence  protecting
       other  cops  who  break  the law.  His captain, Dudley Smith (James
       Cromwell) figures that make White not very smart and uses  him  for
       muscle and for semi-legal activities of keeping mobsters out of Los
       Angeles.  Almost precisely the opposite is Ed Exley  (Guy  Pearce).
       Exley loves the letter of the law and sees no reason to be loyal to
       other cops, but he also wants to climb the ladder and  to  get  all
       the glory he can gather.  The third cop is Sgt. Jack Vincennes.  He
       gets his kicks being the police expert for TV's "Badge of Honor" (a
       thinly  disguised  "Dragnet").  He like hobnobbing with celebrities
       and with people like Sid Hudgeons (Danny DeVito) the editor for the
       oxymoronically-named  "Hush-Hush"  true  crime  magazine. The three
       cops get involved with a movie-star  look-alike  prostitution  ring
       run  by  suave  Pierce Patchett (David Strathairn) and particularly
       his Veronica Lake  look-alike  Lynn  Bracken  (Kim  Bassinger).   A
       friend  of  hers  gets herself murdered in a six-victim massacre at
       the Nite Owl Coffee shop.

       One nearly wants to call the execution of this film flawless.   The
       dialogue  is  crisp and ironic.  The script is tightly written with
       not a single scene wasted or unimportant.  This is not a film  that
       leaves you a safe moment to go out for popcorn.  The characters are
       finely  defined.   No  two  are  interchangeable.   Eventually   we
       understand  each  and  why  he does what he does.  If the film does
       anything superficially it is in its explanation  of  why  Exley  is
       such  a  straight-arrow  and why White so hates men who beat women.
       But the visuals really capture the period.   (One  minor  error  in
       period:  the  film  shows  the  premiere  of  the  film WHEN WORLDS
       COLLIDE.  That would have been in 1951, George Pal's follow-up  WAR
       OF THE WORLDS was released in 1953.)  Jerry Goldsmith has written a
       jazzy score with the feel of a 1950s film.

       It is amazing how much is packed even into a film  of  136  minutes
       and  into  what  a neat package the pieces fit.  Be prepared to sit
       through the entire film, there is not a single scene wasted and few
       scenes  the film can function without.  I give the film a +3 on the
       -4  to  +4  scale.   Objectively  this  film  probably  ranks  with
       CHINATOWN and THE MALTESE FALCON.  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       6. THE FULL MONTY (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Six out-of-work Sheffield steelworkers
                 try  Chippendales style stripping to make money
                 in  spite  of  lacking  strippers'   physiques.
                 Combining   elements  of  THE  COMMITMENTS  and
                 BRASSED OFF!  this  film  treads  what  is  now
                 overly  familiar territory, but there is always
                 room for a film with good human drama and a few
                 laughs.  Rating: low +2 (-4 to +4), 7 (0 to 10)
                 New York Critics: 14 positive,  1  negative,  3
                 mixed

       Sheffield, England, in the early 1970s had an economy a  strong  as
       the  steel it produced, as a public relations documentary under the
       credits tells us.  But this is  twenty-five  years  later  and  the
       mills have closed.  The people who planned to work in the mills the
       rest of their  lives  are  on  the  dole  and  scratching  to  find
       subsistence  jobs.  Gaz (played by Robert Carlyle--the weird Begbie
       of TRAINSPOTTING) has lost his wife and son to another man,  mostly
       because  he  cannot provide for them.  He has only tenuous visiting
       rights with his son, Nathan (William Snape) but pushes the law  and
       has  his  son as a nearly constant companion. Gaz does have an idea
       how to make a little money.  When the Chippendales  male  strippers
       play in town they pack a local rented hall.  If they can make money
       so easily, perhaps Gaz and his friend Dave (Mark Addy) can  put  on
       the same sort of a show.

       The problem is that the people he can get on the stage to strip are
       incredibly  ordinary-looking  people,  not the Chippendales sort of
       hunks.  And they dance worse than they look.  With  more  reluctant
       pluck  than  looks  and  talent  put  together  a  group of six men
       including their old foreman Gerald (Tom Wilkinson)  and  Horse,  an
       aging  black  drifter  with  a  bad  hip but who can teach them the
       moves.  (How they assemble this troop  while  still  keeping  their
       plans  secret  is not really clear.)  But the question is why would
       women who have seen Chippendales be willing  to  pay  to  see  such
       losers  strip?  Gaz thinks that if they go the "full monty," baring
       all, that that will give them the edge.  The idea seems doomed from
       the start.  If they cannot make a living at what they were good at,
       how can they expect to be cocky enough  to  entertain  an  audience
       stripping,  particularly looking so ordinary, this one skinny, that
       one out of shape, another one over the hill.

       THE FULL MONTY manages to be about a lot  of  things  and  work  on
       several  levels.   In part it is about the sad state of much of the
       British  economy  and  the  effects,   obvious   and   subtle,   of
       unemployment,   broken   dreams,  and  failure  on  the  community.
       Sheffield is city where the balance of power between  the  men  and
       the  women  has been destroyed by so many of the men's inability to
       earn a living.  Gerald, the former boss of Gaz and Dave  has  spent
       six  months  maintaining  a ruse for his wife that he still has his
       job.  When he can no longer provide luxuries  his  wife  wants  the
       marriage  breaks apart.  We are led to assume something similar has
       happened to Gaz's marriage well before the  action  of  the  story.
       The film is also about how closely tied is Dave's self-image to his
       ability to earn a living.   In  fact  the  most  touching  personal
       relationship in the film is Dave's with his wife.

       This is a cast that will seem to  most  American  audiences  to  be
       unknowns.    Robert   Carlyle  of  course  is  from  TRAINSPOTTING.
       Curiously he is the lead, but his performance is  not  one  of  the
       better  ones  of  the film. For me the performances I will remember
       will be Mark Addy's Dave and Tom Wilkinson's Gerald.  It  is  these
       people pushed to the point of desperation and for whom the audience
       generates the most sympathy. Tom Wilkinson of SENSE AND SENSIBILITY
       and  THE GHOST AND THE DARKNESS would seem to be the most secure of
       the three and yet he has the fewest options and clearly  feels  it.
       Sadly  we do not see very much of Horse, played by Paul Barber.  In
       some ways his is the most enigmatic character and  the  film  could
       have used more story about him.

       The only serious problem with THE FULL MONTY  is  that  it  is  our
       third  or  fourth  film  about  the sad state of the economy in the
       English hinterlands.  This film reminds  one  a  bit  too  much  of
       BRASSED  OFF!   And  having  a  brass band making the best of a bad
       situation in an early scene may be an unfortunate coincidence.  But
       a comedy-drama with good characters is always worth seeing.  Listen
       sharply to pierce the thick accents.  I give this a low +2  on  the
       -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       7. MRS. BROWN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Queen  Victoria  is  pulled  from  the
                 depths  of  her mourning for his husband by her
                 personal attendant.  This gives him some  power
                 real  and  more  perceived  and  causes a minor
                 crisis.  Someone more versed in the nuances may
                 find more here than meets this Yank's eye.  The
                 film  is  at  no  point  actually   emotionally
                 involving.   Muted  in  style  and photography.
                 Rating: +1 (-4 to +4), 6 (0 to 10)

       In 1861 Prince Albert, husband to  Queen  Victoria,  died  and  the
       Queen went into mourning where she stayed for the rest of her life.
       For three years she did little but grieve.  Clothes each  day  were
       set  out for Albert, who fortunately never appeared to put them on.
       She had few responsibilities as Queen, but she ignored  even  them.
       And the public missed their view of royalty.  The Times labeled her
       "The Great Absentee."  Finally she did appear for  the  opening  of
       parliament  but  apparently  in  such a depressed state that it was
       said that she should not have bothered.

       Then a servant from Scotland, John Brown, came to Windsor to  serve
       her there in the position of gillie, a sort of attendant.  In spite
       of--or perhaps because of--his candor he was able to pull  her  out
       of  her  doldrums.  He  became a confidante and a friend, though at
       least according to the account in the film MRS. BROWN he never  had
       much  power  over  her  other  than  the  power  of  common  sense.
       Nevertheless Victoria's unwillingness to return to the  full  level
       of  her  responsibilities combine with her friendship with him gave
       the public the opinion that he had a good deal more power  than  he
       actually  had,  suggesting  that  he was her master and she was his
       mistress.  The crisis ended when the wisdom of  Disraeli  prevailed
       and  the  Queen  began showing up more frequently in public and the
       people got their taste of royalty.

       This is the story of that relationship written by Jeremy Brock  and
       directed  by  John  Madden  for  broadcast  on the BBC and on PBS's
       MASTERPIECE THEATER. Queen Victoria is played by Judi Dench who has
       a  long history of Shakespearean acting, but perhaps is most easily
       recognized as James Bond's new M from  GOLDENEYE.   Billy  Connolly
       plays  the  beefy  John  Brown  with  full  mustache and beard (the
       original had only the  beard).   As  the  film  opens  Victoria  is
       behaving  not  so  much  like  a  queen as like a spoiled child who
       refuses to cooperate with anyone because of the monumental loss  of
       Prince Albert.  She is also angered that Albert died with the title
       Queen's Consort rather than King.  The early part of the  story  is
       very  reminiscent of the film PASSION FISH.  Brown insists that the
       Queen needs fresh air and  manipulates  her  into  riding.  In  his
       company  she  regains some of her will to return to life.  Brown is
       less than an idealist, however.  He uses his  friendship  with  the
       Queen  for  power  in  the  Royal household.  He drinks heavily and
       while he is willing be candid with the Queen, in  any  disagreement
       with others, he will back up the Queen's side like a yes man.  This
       earns him enemies in high places.

       Victoria has returned to the stream of life but she is  willing  to
       go only so far.  She will go to Balmoral in Scotland to take in the
       Scottish scenery, but she does not want to return  to  England  and
       her  social  responsibilities.   Antony Sher plays young and sharp-
       witted Benjamin Disraeli, not yet a friend of Victoria, nor  is  he
       deserving  to  be.   He  dubs  Victoria Mrs. Brown.  But his wisdom
       prevails.

       Richard Greatrex's camera keeps the style of  the  film  physically
       subdued.  The production is painted in large part in blacks, browns
       and deep reds.  Much of the film takes place in half-dark rooms and
       often  Greatrex  will  film a character in shadow.  The film's most
       interesting sequence is just showing Victoria and her two daughters
       going swimming and seeing what modesty was common in those days for
       royalty as her enclosed cart  backs  up  to  the  lake  on  a  rope
       arrangement  so  that  she  may step down the steps into the water.
       Then she steps out covered from neck to  foot.   MRS. BROWN  offers
       very  credible look at the powerful people in England in the mid to
       late 1800s, but it lacks any real dramatic  punch.   There  are  no
       great  secrets  and  much  of  the  relationship  between Brown and
       Victoria remains unknown and presumably lost  with  Brown's  diary.
       The film lacks dramatic punch and when it is all over the viewer is
       left to wonder what was the point.  I rate it a +1 on the -4 to  +4
       scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            Being in politics is like being a football coach;
            you have to be smart enough to understand the game,
            and dumb enough to think it's important.
                                          -- Eugene McCarthy